Shrek is Life

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

dramatic reading by 5 year old

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

the world is ready to see me at my worst

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

did you know e.t. had a last name?

he can’t hear you!

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

books are priceless treasures