Not your average one percent.
did no one think to tell him?
we need a movie about his life
they love him so much!
don’t mess with your elders
if only he would
anyone know the answer?
when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time
do you ever feel like we’ve regressed as a society?
do i speak in times new roman?
i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post
oh, there’s definitely a jacob
live. learn. adapt. overcome
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
Time Magazine’s New Cover
All I wanted was family….
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RIP In Peace. You were a strong and stout tree.
You can’t h a n d l e this floof.
‘This is the most interesting tree I’ve ever encountered’, said Mister Peck.
I finally understand you, Red.
Bring it back.
A nature reserve worker weeping beside a poached rhino.