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laundry can wait, sleep can’t

Got ready at 6 AM… for 6 PM
Got ready at 6 AM… for 6 PM
I saw a ripple. Everyone clapped
I saw a ripple. Everyone clapped
Call me when rent joins the circus
Call me when rent joins the circus
wears tiaras, manages a household… iconic
wears tiaras, manages a household… iconic
Aristotle labeled thoughts. I lost mine.
Aristotle labeled thoughts. I lost mine.
contain chocolate and chaotic good energy
contain chocolate and chaotic good energy
wife’s mad. phone’s not surprised.
wife’s mad. phone’s not surprised.
fur-niture adoption program
fur-niture adoption program
Let the dog speak for himself
Let the dog speak for himself
I need to have a talk… with myself
I need to have a talk… with myself
It’s called sunlight. Revolutionary, I know
It’s called sunlight. Revolutionary, I know
Who’s Steve? Depends who you ask.
Who’s Steve? Depends who you ask.
From peaks to cheeks. Life’s wild
From peaks to cheeks. Life’s wild
Wingardium Quack-iosa!
Wingardium Quack-iosa!
medical memes to stabilize your mood stat
medical memes to stabilize your mood stat
Hey%2C+I+just+met+you%26%238230%3B
Hey, I just met you…
Should+I+eat+it%3F
Should I eat it?
Accurate.
Accurate.
Question.
Question.
Join the conversation
Going+to+the+store.
Going to the store.
Why+I+know+so+much+about+being+pregnant.
Why I know so much about being pregnant.
Nothing+personal%26%238230%3B
Nothing personal…
Crap.
Crap.
Mind+%3D%3D+Blown.
Mind == Blown.
Why+I%26%238217%3Bm+unemployed.
Why I’m unemployed.
What%3F%21
What?!
A+penny+for+your+thoughts%26%238230%3B
A penny for your thoughts…