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laundry can wait, sleep can’t

you can poo it!
you can poo it!
not safe for children burrito
not safe for children burrito
give it the greenlight
give it the greenlight
i would fall for this
i would fall for this
when you need extra support
when you need extra support
sock game on point
sock game on point
no f’s given
no f’s given
pretty sure this is a pokemon
pretty sure this is a pokemon
i always knew chickens were perverts
i always knew chickens were perverts
modern art
modern art
does anyone object to this union?
does anyone object to this union?
just a flesh wound
just a flesh wound
why fold laundry when my chair is right there
why fold laundry when my chair is right there
email anxiety
email anxiety
croissant cat
croissant cat
Grandpa%26%238217%3Bs+cheat+sheet
Grandpa’s cheat sheet
Currently+chasing+my+trash+can
Currently chasing my trash can
One+of+my+favorite+holiday+anecdotes.
One of my favorite holiday anecdotes.
19+going+on+60
19 going on 60
Join the conversation
Brother%26%238217%3Bs+don%26%238217%3Bt+shake+hands%26%238230%3B
Brother’s don’t shake hands…
The+latest+in+fast+food+technology.
The latest in fast food technology.
When+protesters+unite%21
When protesters unite!
Getting+a+head+start+on+my+New+Year%26%238217%3Bs+resolution+to+meal+prep+more.
Getting a head start on my New Year’s resolution to meal prep more.
The+power+of+flex+tape
The power of flex tape
Have+you+no+hart%2C+main%3F
Have you no hart, main?
The+rock+at+Ocean+Beach%2C+SF+looks+like+it+has+snow+on+it%3B+It%26%238217%3Bs+bird+excrement.
The rock at Ocean Beach, SF looks like it has snow on it; It’s bird excrement.
%26%238230%3Bmost+of+all%2C+she+wild.
…most of all, she wild.