laundry is like fighting seagulls

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

never underestimate women

never underestimate women

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!

Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

whoa – an 82 year old monk died without ever having see a woman in his life

whoa – an 82 year old monk died without ever having see a woman in his life

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest