Was the present the mat?
of course this happened in texas
literally what the book is about
how is this not already a thing???
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
could be fun, no?
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
how it started vs how it’s going
Another person who clearly didn’t read the book
such a misunderstood creature
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
they get things done. hired
always gotta stop to pet cats
Theory vs. Truth.
Every theater needs this.
She loves me.
Join the conversation
Will you be my Valentine?
The love caterpillar.
Watching Disney movies backwards.
Cow tipping; you’re doing it right.
Recovering from chemotherapy.
Wait for it…
Social media IRL.
Something to think about…