*laughs nervously in CIA*
My girlfriend IRL. She has a problem
I’mma get you…
Best use of googly eyes I’ve seen
Coming in hot!
I could work here
Flash, take the controls
The way Portia is looking at Ellen…
Neutron Stars are dense and massive
I bet he owns a gun
I worry about the people I’m friends with
Migingo Island, a 0.0008 sq mi dirt mound with 131 inhabitants
Remember that one time Steve Irwin chased and caught an emu with his bare hands?
We were asked to leave…
Recently moved to Colorado, my Grandmother smoked Pot legally for the first time. She has been listening to a dubstep Frank Sinatra song on repeat for an hour and a half.
Just let me grill in peace please
Things That Don’t Make Sense
Two Dogs At Work
Join the conversation
Texas then and now
Keanu Is A Time Lord
Well.. that's awkward.. *moonwalks away*
The story behind birth
Dad’s not joking…
"Hey Tim, go try the lion."