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my new safe word is banana

my new safe word is banana
Son, you’re a time traveler…
Son, you’re a time traveler…
Scumbag dog.
Scumbag dog.
Time.
Time.
What a tool!
What a tool!
Wut?!
Wut?!
Grandmas…
Grandmas…
Truth.
Truth.
Scumbag brain.
Scumbag brain.
Day == ruined.
Day == ruined.
How I passed chemistry.
How I passed chemistry.
Words.
Words.
Should you eat that bacon?
Should you eat that bacon?
Let’s be honest…
Let’s be honest…
Squirrelex.
Squirrelex.
Getting a haircut.
Getting a haircut.