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This hermit crab that lives in a Sprite bottle cap

This hermit crab that lives in a Sprite bottle cap
wah wah
wah wah
i do like dramatic robes
i do like dramatic robes
orcs shall inherit the winter
orcs shall inherit the winter
slash their tires with love
slash their tires with love
like, it jumps over the babies, right? right!?
like, it jumps over the babies, right? right!?
whatever it takes
whatever it takes
but… what would this actually accomplish?
but… what would this actually accomplish?
beyond unethical
beyond unethical
where’s the baby???
where’s the baby???
neato
neato
kaboom
kaboom
good kitty
good kitty
cry me a table
cry me a table
what’s your favorite kill?
what’s your favorite kill?
an ageless wonder
an ageless wonder
I+think+your+dad+is+just+worried+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+take+care+of+yourself%2C+either+way.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
This+beat+gonna+ruin+my+morning.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.
Spiders+have+little+danger+paws.++Reconsider+burning+the+building%26%238230%3B
Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…
I+would+eat+this+sopa.
I would eat this sopa.
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Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
Netflix%2C+chill.
Netflix, chill.
The+man+has+finished+raising+his+children.+Welcome+back+Ricky.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.
I+wonder+how+much+their+textbooks+are.
I wonder how much their textbooks are.
Keanu+cosplay+is+getting+way+out+of+hand.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Interacting+with+strangers+at+88MPH
Interacting with strangers at 88MPH
Seems+like+a+real+page+turner.
Seems like a real page turner.
Love+yourself%2C+if+you%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.