Nobody asked for this research…

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

who wore it better?

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

boba fett is actually pinocchio

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

am i phobos the moon of mars?

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog