Advanced random number generator.

Advanced random number generator.

clark kent – click bait artist

clark kent – click bait artist

Idle Hands

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

grandparents have more fun

grandparents have more fun

never trust l’otters

never trust l’otters

i need more popcorn

i need more popcorn

‘family’

I never thought about it that way.

I never thought about it that way.

new life motto

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

i’m canceling my subscription

i’m canceling my subscription

this is me

elementary school trauma revisited

elementary school trauma revisited

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk