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Let him cook!

Let him cook!
cat-astrophe
cat-astrophe
fair-in-height
fair-in-height
my only supporter
my only supporter
the post-red-button slump is real
the post-red-button slump is real
smh no one is safe
smh no one is safe
set the bar low and hit the floor
set the bar low and hit the floor
non-stop eye contact
non-stop eye contact
become a real free thinker
become a real free thinker
standing behind them like an unpaid intern
standing behind them like an unpaid intern
entranced by them the whole episode
entranced by them the whole episode
do a chip flip
do a chip flip
this made my life so much easier
this made my life so much easier
certified banger
certified banger
we’re all trying to find the guy who did this
we’re all trying to find the guy who did this
on expert mode too
on expert mode too
Words.
Words.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
Join the conversation
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.