Thank you for flying Lufthamster
The world today
I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD.
I’ve never been a heroin addict.
Palin chimes in on Obama and Ferguson, MO
Perks of being blind.
When Heineken bottles were square.
Take that, dentist…
No wonder she looks so awkward in the movies…
Something to think about…
The air hurts my face.
A helpful guide to firearms identification for members of the media
When things get too stressful
I <3 you potato.
George R.R. Martin, ladies and gentlemen
It’s the season at Target.