Good effort though.

Good effort though.

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

how is this not already a thing???

how is this not already a thing???

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

yes, please

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

spitting venom

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

such a misunderstood creature

such a misunderstood creature

always gotta stop to pet cats

always gotta stop to pet cats

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

beer science

time to cry!