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life as a real world rpg

Timeline Inception.
Timeline Inception.
Cooking directions.
Cooking directions.
In a parallel universe.
In a parallel universe.
Do not disturb.
Do not disturb.
Shluurp…
Shluurp…
Nokia.
Nokia.
Let’s get down to business…
Let’s get down to business…
Hello. Yes, this is tree.
Hello. Yes, this is tree.
What they used to look like.
What they used to look like.
I put the “pro” in procrastination.
I put the “pro” in procrastination.
You cannot be in a relationship with your cousin.
You cannot be in a relationship with your cousin.
Sad ghost is sad.
Sad ghost is sad.
I can play scrabblez?
I can play scrabblez?
The seal of approval.
The seal of approval.
Makeup.
Makeup.
Teach+yourself+the+Phonetic+Alphabet%2C+for+fun+and+profit.
Teach yourself the Phonetic Alphabet, for fun and profit.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+pour+to+it.
It’s got a different pour to it.
OG+trolling+done+correctly.
OG trolling done correctly.
America+should+really+up+their+vending+machine+game%26%238230%3B
America should really up their vending machine game…
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Bastions+of+the+environment.
Bastions of the environment.
How+to+survive+being+buried+undead.
How to survive being buried undead.
A+97+year+old+Spanish+church+repurposed+into+a+skatepark.+Righteous.
A 97 year old Spanish church repurposed into a skatepark. Righteous.
Diet+Coke%2C+plox.
Diet Coke, plox.
Jim+Henson+helping+an+old+lady+cross+the+street%2C+circa+1985.
Jim Henson helping an old lady cross the street, circa 1985.
Maybe+skip+the+handshake+this+year+and+just+tip+your+hat.
Maybe skip the handshake this year and just tip your hat.
Al+Capone+ran+a+soup+kitchen+for+the+unemployed+during+the+Great+Depression%2C+BTW.
Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW.
Success+is+earned.
Success is earned.