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lighting up my life

sparkling covid
sparkling covid
who’s a good human?
who’s a good human?
the slime persists
the slime persists
it’s all quiznos’ fault
it’s all quiznos’ fault
and now so do i
and now so do i
the pepper fairy strikes again!
the pepper fairy strikes again!
the ones in the back are having more fun
the ones in the back are having more fun
be one with the bread
be one with the bread
a haiku about cats
a haiku about cats
smells like school dinners
smells like school dinners
did it hurt?
did it hurt?
there is nothing to look forward to
there is nothing to look forward to
or your fire back
or your fire back
x marks the spot
x marks the spot
all the boxes of dogs!
all the boxes of dogs!
Cats
Cats
Two+trips+are+for+the+weak
Two trips are for the weak
Puppy+fart+defense
Puppy fart defense
You+do+you
You do you
Join the conversation
No+Susan%26%238230%3B+go+back+to+work.
No Susan… go back to work.
You%26%238217%3Bre+not+wrong%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+just+an+arse.
You’re not wrong, you’re just an arse.
Hier+kommt+es
Hier kommt es
Sing+praises+in+It%26%238217%3Bs+name.
Sing praises in It’s name.
Kids+will+be+kids
Kids will be kids
Turn+your+beloved+deceased+dog+into+a+coffee+table+the+whole+family+can+enjoy
Turn your beloved deceased dog into a coffee table the whole family can enjoy
Not+impressed
Not impressed
There+she+is
There she is