Grandma got run over by an eight ball.

Grandma got run over by an eight ball.

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

toast and butter is an everyday phase

toast and butter is an everyday phase

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

this is how many sides a circle has

this is how many sides a circle has

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway