A classic as it gets.

A classic as it gets.

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company