Lumberjacks in Portland, 2016

you will pay for your betrayal

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

the cat he “didn’t” want. Anyone play Stray yet?

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

yes i did…

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming

the psychology of super mario

praise fungus!

how not to tell someone their std test results

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

sharks aren’t our enemy, now matter how much it hurts when they say hello

he put on his short sleeve shirt for summer