Little Ocelot will snort your soul and murder your family.

Little Ocelot will snort your soul and murder your family.

Why people are bad at trivial pursuit.

Why people are bad at trivial pursuit.

My parents spanked me as a child.

My parents spanked me as a child.

Weight problem.

Weight problem.

Seasons greetings!

Seasons greetings!

I can take the ouch away!

I can take the ouch away!

There is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

There is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

Cat, you had one job.

Cat, you had one job.

The color of pee.

The color of pee.

Growing up.

Multistory waterfall.

Multistory waterfall.

Box of Vodka from Romania

Box of Vodka from Romania

My holiday mantra.

My holiday mantra.

Interesting priorities.

Interesting priorities.

So sick of this double standard.

So sick of this double standard.

The Interpreter

The Interpreter