Jesus can.

Jesus can.

playing the Ramones or jet, too

playing the Ramones or jet, too

and they still make more than me

and they still make more than me

intellect that’s out of this world

intellect that’s out of this world

I’m doing this from now on

I’m doing this from now on

Scooby Doo Memes to Lament to Due to Velma

Scooby Doo Memes to Lament to Due to Velma

oh no, it fell into my mouth…

oh no, it fell into my mouth…

you’ll get ’em next time, tiger

you’ll get ’em next time, tiger

you’re no therizinosaurus

you’re no therizinosaurus

finally, a place to walk my hot dog

finally, a place to walk my hot dog

personally, I see a detailed portrait of Henry IV

personally, I see a detailed portrait of Henry IV

maybe they’ve just lost their drive

maybe they’ve just lost their drive

could you say no to that face

could you say no to that face

a little wholesome moment

a little wholesome moment

the ultimate dad joke

the ultimate dad joke

we have some discourse to ketchup on

we have some discourse to ketchup on