The science is definitive, probably.

do not feed the animals

it’s not the size that matters

side effects may include incest…

and frozen thin mints

chaos lentils would be a pretty good band name

how fast are you?

who actually thought this was a good idea?

pool world

find your bay leaf confidence

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

oh, to be the person eating the egg floating in some ramen

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you

this might be the best way to judge other people