PSA: Mother’s day is coming…
I like my eggs stacked.
Why is this?!
Just a liiiiittle closer…
What a bitch.
You just lost the game.
Bit of a crappy situation
Then the lion went and chilled with a lamb.
The look of defeat as you roll another.
I’ve told a terrible joke just now and I regret everything.
Please Pay Your Taxes Young Lady
Conversation with Google Home
Math, Magic, same thing
Never forget about Flint
How to do nothing
Always stick with your battle buddy.
Join the conversation
When parents tell me their kids are angels
Time to rethink your brand name.
Cicadas are beautiful.
Make good movies, specifically.
He’s not wrong and you know it.
One must always dress for the occasion
Google maps needs to chill a sec.