Never mind the sheep.

Never mind the sheep.

time to cry!

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

trojan pigeon

the math adds up

the math adds up

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

wasted gems

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

did he do it?