% Feeling Lucky? %

Looking for housing in the Bay Area has me like

Looking for housing in the Bay Area has me like
Art makes me sick.
Art makes me sick.
Talking with waitresses.
Talking with waitresses.
What should I put on my birthday cake?
What should I put on my birthday cake?
Thomas Edison gets it.
Thomas Edison gets it.
Throwing a rager at my place.
Throwing a rager at my place.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
Words.
Words.
Started going to the gym when I was like 14
Started going to the gym when I was like 14
Forty five minutes? challenge accepted
Forty five minutes? challenge accepted
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
I gave that pitch vibrato…
I gave that pitch vibrato…
Apollo 10’s little known incident
Apollo 10’s little known incident
Rule 395
Rule 395
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Household+science+project.
Household science project.
My+wife+is+pregnant.
My wife is pregnant.
Anatomy+of+a+graphic+designer.
Anatomy of a graphic designer.
How+we%26%238217%3Bre+endangering+animals.
How we’re endangering animals.
Join the conversation
Sad+and+true.
Sad and true.
Corgi+wars.
Corgi wars.
Oh+cosplay.
Oh cosplay.
A+man%26%238217%3Bs+handsomeness.
A man’s handsomeness.
A+man+and+his+elephant.
A man and his elephant.
Clever+Ikea+popup+advertisements.
Clever Ikea popup advertisements.
I%26%238217%3Bll+just+be+a+stripper%26%238230%3B
I’ll just be a stripper…
Do+me+a+favor.
Do me a favor.