lotr road trip

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Science throw-down

Science throw-down

I could read here.

I could read here.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

I love sporting.

I love sporting.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

Married life.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.