Love at first leghpu’

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

another delicious hummuscide

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

say aloe to my little friend

the law of giants

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

was joining the US military the original squid game?

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

planking isn’t for everybody

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face