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Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
I would date you, but…
I would date you, but…
Observations by Mitch Hedberg.
Observations by Mitch Hedberg.
Oh Santa.
Oh Santa.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Super small little pig!
Super small little pig!
King ov Evrythin.
King ov Evrythin.
Mr. Bean is a jerk.
Mr. Bean is a jerk.
Students vs. prisoners.
Students vs. prisoners.
Math.
Math.
Dad level 439932.
Dad level 439932.
Scumbag professors.
Scumbag professors.
Hrrnnnggg.
Hrrnnnggg.
How about no.
How about no.
She winked at me!
She winked at me!
the+last+thing+the+crabs+is+the+power+to+read
the last thing the crabs is the power to read
i%26%238217%3Bm+sure+this+exists+in+some+game+somewhere
i’m sure this exists in some game somewhere
what+are+you+putting+in+your+taco%3F
what are you putting in your taco?
somebody+once+told+me%26%238230%3B
somebody once told me…
Join the conversation
best+part+of+his+day
best part of his day
%2Ain+growl+voice%2A+I%26%238217%3Bm+batcat
*in growl voice* I’m batcat
is+this+the+greatest+video+game+discovery+of+all+time%3F
is this the greatest video game discovery of all time?
and+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+daily+double%21
and it’s a daily double!
historical+thirst
historical thirst
omg+so+cute%21
omg so cute!
she+knows+you%26%238217%3Bre+watching
she knows you’re watching
smile+and+nod
smile and nod