There’s a series of ‘˜Obama-Biden’ mystery novels, apparently.

There's a series of '˜Obama-Biden' mystery novels, apparently.

Here’s a riddle, son.

Here’s a riddle, son.

Nice song you have there…

Nice song you have there…

Foot petting.

Solar parking shades.

Solar parking shades.

I’m on drugs?

I’m on drugs?

John Wayne as a child.

John Wayne as a child.

I’m the jerk in this relationship.

I’m the jerk in this relationship.

The Simpsons nailed it.

The Simpsons nailed it.

Best of friends.

Best of friends.

Coke phone.

I looked my demons in the eyes…

I looked my demons in the eyes…

I need to stop objectifying women.

I need to stop objectifying women.

Every time I go to see Grandma

Every time I go to see Grandma

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

Our top story today…

Our top story today…