Good on you, Gary.

ode de febreeze

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

i live at the zoo now

live laugh lobotomy

purr-fect

there’s no way a home made this soup

he had too many balls in the air

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

sea urchins love hats

avoiding people in public is exhausting

money on gandalf

never letting go