world domination

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

phrasing matters

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?