A drop of milk hitting coffee.

there goes my afternoon

retinal

too hungry to cook, too broke to order delivery

graduated with honors!

cooking fails that are as delicious as they are disastrous

science burn

“previously on” is not needed in modern society

*looks around at society crumbling* stupid nasa!

this was a terrible mistake

This is why my cat has trust issues

The facepalm is what gets me

my mouth must be lonely all the time…

Always judging you

i don’t know, crow eating your entrails sounds like a pretty good reason to skip work

how mooooving