make-belief mafia

When emojis are banned… adapt, overcome, selfiemoji.

When emojis are banned… adapt, overcome, selfiemoji.

You really were terrible out there, son…

You really were terrible out there, son…

The ultimate apology.

The ultimate apology.

I could eat this book.

I could eat this book.

Listen, sweet child.

Listen, sweet child.

Follow in his footsteps.

Follow in his footsteps.

Can you feel it?

Can you feel it?

The lesser known fire pet

The lesser known fire pet

Please stand up.

Please stand up.

Neighbor never let his dog poop in my yard again.

Neighbor never let his dog poop in my yard again.

You know what you did.

You know what you did.

The Rock is national treasure

The Rock is national treasure

Maybe I actually hate my phone.

Maybe I actually hate my phone.

The grins were ear to ear.

The grins were ear to ear.

Try bending some science around that.

Try bending some science around that.