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Malaphors

Malaphors
Seize every opportunity to eat 56 scoops at once.
Seize every opportunity to eat 56 scoops at once.
Chick Fil A does not muck about with C19, et al.
Chick Fil A does not muck about with C19, et al.
Bah [will] ram you.
Bah [will] ram you.
Forbidden Fruit By The Foot
Forbidden Fruit By The Foot
This one was for you, Papi.
This one was for you, Papi.
I choose dinosours, personally.
I choose dinosours, personally.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
A man called Fred.
A man called Fred.
The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.
The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
In honour of the Redskins exploring a rebrand…
In honour of the Redskins exploring a rebrand…
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
It’s time to reopen the chvrches.
It’s time to reopen the chvrches.
WWJD?
WWJD?
The steepest stairs in the world located at Mt Huashan, Gyna.
The steepest stairs in the world located at Mt Huashan, Gyna.
The+perfect+relationship
The perfect relationship
A+mere+flesh+wound%21
A mere flesh wound!
I+like+to+have+fun%26%238230%3B
I like to have fun…
Disney+Census
Disney Census
Join the conversation
The+ultimate+insult+creator.
The ultimate insult creator.
Ever+wondered+what+buildings%2C+snakes%2C+aliens%2C+knives%2C+and+butts+have+in+common%26%238230%3B
Ever wondered what buildings, snakes, aliens, knives, and butts have in common…
The+Benefits+of+Being+Mormon
The Benefits of Being Mormon
This+is+getting+out+of+control
This is getting out of control
According+to+National+Geographic%2C+this+is+what+the+average+human+will+look+like+in+2050
According to National Geographic, this is what the average human will look like in 2050
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My+younger+self+would+be+so+disappointed+in+me.
My younger self would be so disappointed in me.
The+soldiers.
The soldiers.