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I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
Get woke (mew)
Get woke (mew)
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Writing is hard.
Writing is hard.
Take off from Australia, land in China
Take off from Australia, land in China
Jokes on me…
Jokes on me…
Never trust a writer.
Never trust a writer.
Surprises for the drunk one
Surprises for the drunk one
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
How do I sign up for this?
How do I sign up for this?
Join us!
Join us!
*watches Netflix happily*
*watches Netflix happily*
Why you all mad, tho?
Why you all mad, tho?
This bear naps.
This bear naps.
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
Street+art.
Street art.
May+I+take+a+bath%3F
May I take a bath?
Don%26%238217%3Bt+fight+it+kitteh%26%238230%3B
Don’t fight it kitteh…
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+control+everything%26%238230%3B
You can’t control everything…
Join the conversation
That%26%238217%3Bs+what+family+is+for.
That’s what family is for.
When+Boston+needs+a+hero%2C
When Boston needs a hero,
Never+underestimate+the+power+of+one.
Never underestimate the power of one.
Are+you+from+Japan%3F
Are you from Japan?
This+girl+told+me+I+had+hipster+glasses+on%26%238230%3B
This girl told me I had hipster glasses on…
Australia.
Australia.
The+Arc+Reactor.
The Arc Reactor.
Once+there+was+a+love+sick+princess%26%238230%3B
Once there was a love sick princess…