This sums up my life pretty good
This is the internet.
In bed and something touches your leg…
Dad level 439932.
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar.
How Mormons prank.
Just waiting for the bus…
Whenever a bird craps on my car…
Mr. Bean is a jerk.
Lindsay Lohan sees her future.
The Man Card.
How about no.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
The gutsiest moves you can make in life.
There is a time and a place…
Hold your tongue, Jimmy.
Tax free feminine products, plox.
Join the conversation
Buddhist monks get special seats at Thai airports, apparently.
They Can Collaborate
Keep your nuts close.
The Influencer economy is marked.
Buck up, Suzy.
Get to the high ground, dogg.