Elon Musk moves in for the kill…

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

Social distancing level 439932.

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

Hrmmmm. This does makes a frog suspicious…

Just a peck of bad apples.

The swords have names.

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

Baby owls ought not me stared at.

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.

It takes all kinds…?

Do you want trust issues? Because this is how you get trust issues…

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

The children are not garbage.

Yikes, bud.

Dating rocket scientists can be challenging.