The Matrix glitches from time to time.
Just before, and one year after leaving the Amish lif.
It’s possible that you are the reason I am so happy.
Pope water is more refreshing.
Be[e]cause she can.
Dreams really come true, sometimes.
Friends pay off.
*sniffles* the flu can kill me now…
Only known preserved head of the Dodo Bird.
When millenials get jobs…
Meet Jamie Hyneman.
Pets can be pests, too.
It’s the circle of life (and sometimes death…)
Conservative radio hosts seem nice…
Never taunt a giraffe, basically.
whatever you think is best, obi wan
man’s best friend… sometimes
this is an actual CVS receipt
someone help the goat!
Join the conversation
then he cried
what’s level 3?
there goes humanity
it’s in the name
yes, ‘divorce’ lawyers
this slays me