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The Original Wonder Woman

call me fat again, I’ll purr
call me fat again, I’ll purr
that’s why it’s called fantasy
that’s why it’s called fantasy
not all heroes wear Wi-Fi
not all heroes wear Wi-Fi
next: spiritual awakening
next: spiritual awakening
chased girl, caught bread
chased girl, caught bread
no insults, just bird time
no insults, just bird time
vibes louder than words
vibes louder than words
romance with a side of questioning
romance with a side of questioning
This weather screams “unemployed”!
This weather screams “unemployed”!
hide and sock champion
hide and sock champion
words hit harder, apparently
words hit harder, apparently
My humor? 100% humerus
My humor? 100% humerus
are pants optional there too?
are pants optional there too?
Zombie “life”? Too much cardio
Zombie “life”? Too much cardio
Who knew turtles spark?
Who knew turtles spark?
one+of+the+worst+mild+inconveniences
one of the worst mild inconveniences
work+mood
work mood
%26%238220%3Bthanks%2C+but%26%238230%3B%26%238221%3B
“thanks, but…”
now+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+burn
now that’s a burn
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the+chopsticks+had+so+much+potential
the chopsticks had so much potential
depends+on+the+font%2C+but+never+really+thought+of+it+before
depends on the font, but never really thought of it before
whale+would+you+look+at+that
whale would you look at that
makes+sense+to+me
makes sense to me
thanks+chrome%2C+i+really+needed+that
thanks chrome, i really needed that
the+two+wolves+inside+of+me
the two wolves inside of me
kinda+makes+you+think
kinda makes you think
love+those+adhd+moments
love those adhd moments