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this is me

this is me
I’m a virgin by choice.
I’m a virgin by choice.
Your knight in shining armor…
Your knight in shining armor…
The first step to forgiveness.
The first step to forgiveness.
No, man….
No, man….
As a veteran recently out of the military.
As a veteran recently out of the military.
Welcome to America
Welcome to America
Hey! Wanna buy some magic?!
Hey! Wanna buy some magic?!
She has a good taste in makeup.
She has a good taste in makeup.
Busted!
Busted!
Bangstaches.
Bangstaches.
A little Mitch Hedberg.
A little Mitch Hedberg.
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
Underwater Sculpture Park.
Underwater Sculpture Park.
Trading old for new in Africa.
Trading old for new in Africa.
Our cows are vegan!
Our cows are vegan!