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masters of evolution

delete comic sans from the system
delete comic sans from the system
mind blown
mind blown
Needs more salt
Needs more salt
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
Followed directions perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
He became his legacy. Literally
He became his legacy. Literally
I’d like to buy a vowel
I’d like to buy a vowel
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
My new jogging pants
My new jogging pants
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
The answer is yes. I do.
The answer is yes. I do.
Calmly plotting your demise
Calmly plotting your demise
And together they will conquer the dog park
And together they will conquer the dog park
omg! it looks so happy!
omg! it looks so happy!
Lovely+bit+of+cheese%2C+isn%26%238217%3Bt+it%2C++Gromit%3F
Lovely bit of cheese, isn’t it, Gromit?
Served+with+an+ice+cold+glass+of+malk%2C+brotha.
Served with an ice cold glass of malk, brotha.
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.
Turtles+got+the+short+end+of+the+beach.
Turtles got the short end of the beach.
Join the conversation
Good+talk%26%238230%3B
Good talk…
Just+2020+things.
Just 2020 things.
It+is+not+well%26%238230%3B
It is not well…
Get+this+guy+a+press+badge%21
Get this guy a press badge!
This+little+piggy+went+ORWELLIAN%26%238230%3B
This little piggy went ORWELLIAN…
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+getting+vaccinated+ASAP+as+possible.
Yeah I’ll be getting vaccinated ASAP as possible.
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.