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*sips diet coke, tho*

*sips diet coke, tho*
but hey, at least you’re keeping them alive!
but hey, at least you’re keeping them alive!
the cutest sleepy squirrel
the cutest sleepy squirrel
my new safe word is banana
my new safe word is banana
don’t be so dramatic
don’t be so dramatic
best uber ever?
best uber ever?
be honest
be honest
for me?
for me?
same bill murray, same
same bill murray, same
some legends never die
some legends never die
he will hop
he will hop
when the rider and horse become one
when the rider and horse become one
polar bears are terrible at hide and seek
polar bears are terrible at hide and seek
toast factory
toast factory
now where’d i put that post it?
now where’d i put that post it?
fine, take your 5 stars!
fine, take your 5 stars!
This.+I+need+this+in+my+mouth.
This. I need this in my mouth.
Push+a+hipster+down+the+stairs%26%238230%3B
Push a hipster down the stairs…
A+Christian+and+an+Atheist+walk+into+a+bar%26%238230%3B
A Christian and an Atheist walk into a bar…
Seems+legit%3F
Seems legit?
Join the conversation
Chicken+Little%26%238217%3Bs+worst+nightmare.
Chicken Little’s worst nightmare.
Life+hack%3A+How+to+use+an+elevator+without+stopping.
Life hack: How to use an elevator without stopping.
%26%238230%3BI+love+you.
…I love you.
Cool+toaster+is+cool.
Cool toaster is cool.
Cookie+Monster+does+not+care.
Cookie Monster does not care.
My+favorite+day.
My favorite day.
Dr.+Who+Tardis+trashcan.
Dr. Who Tardis trashcan.
What+women+see+vs.+what+men+see.
What women see vs. what men see.