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i’m not being followed. It was just me all along

i'm not being followed. It was just me all along
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
who starts a conversation like that?
who starts a conversation like that?
devilishly good
devilishly good
why i don’t own any plants
why i don’t own any plants
every saturday
every saturday
unnecessary hashtags
unnecessary hashtags
be excellent to each other
be excellent to each other
you went on an adventure
you went on an adventure
use your freebie wisely
use your freebie wisely
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
dislike congress? wolves
dislike congress? wolves
unimpressed
unimpressed
need to find my chill faster
need to find my chill faster
the tactical ferret
the tactical ferret
kids make the rules
kids make the rules
Croc+ride+the+whip%26%238230%3B
Croc ride the whip…
A+guide+for+removing+barriers%2C+as+needed.
A guide for removing barriers, as needed.
Winter+is+coming%2C+you+fools.
Winter is coming, you fools.
Coconut+PPE+in+the+Philippines.
Coconut PPE in the Philippines.
Join the conversation
please+allow+me+to+bring+it+inside%26%238230%3B
please allow me to bring it inside…
To+the+bathroom%21+Or%2C+why+girl+friends+are+important.
To the bathroom! Or, why girl friends are important.
Marriage+is+a+minefield+with+flowers.
Marriage is a minefield with flowers.
Can+I+get+a+few+extra%3F
Can I get a few extra?
FEEED+MEE%2C+SEYMORE
FEEED MEE, SEYMORE
WAIT+A+MINUTE%21
WAIT A MINUTE!
The+state+flag+of+Florida%2C+probably.
The state flag of Florida, probably.
Welp%2C+seeya+later.
Welp, seeya later.