maybe it’s maybelline?

Micheal Jackson’s Mortal Kombat uppercut.

Micheal Jackson’s Mortal Kombat uppercut.

Clean rooms, but my cereal tasted off. Also can’t find my dad. 2/10.

Clean rooms, but my cereal tasted off. Also can’t find my dad. 2/10.

Calm your tit.

Predicting the future

Predicting the future

I’ve lost all hope for the future

I’ve lost all hope for the future

Bollywood physics!

Bollywood physics!

Rio 2016

To the protestors at Trump rallies who are burning American flags and physically assaulting Trump supporters

To the protestors at Trump rallies who are burning American flags and physically assaulting Trump supporters

Nailed it… all the way back in ’97

Nailed it… all the way back in ’97

A New Workout Challenge

A New Workout Challenge

Except it is 116 today,and 118 tomorrow, why do I live here?

Except it is 116 today,and 118 tomorrow, why do I live here?

When you catch two deaf kids roastin’ each other

When you catch two deaf kids roastin’ each other

I don;’t have an anger problem…

I don;’t have an anger problem…

Metaphorical Observation

Metaphorical Observation

With their stellar hair and docile demeanor, slowbears are routinely used as hair models. This one is posing for an ad for Panteene Slo-V.

With their stellar hair and docile demeanor, slowbears are routinely used as hair models. This one is posing for an ad for Panteene Slo-V.