Me on a first date.
realistic relationship goals
catch me if you can, snail. the race is on!
officially a first row greg
of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…
the turtle sandwich bit back
do you take off all your clothes to go to the bathroom?
a very different star wars movie
we all know why we have gathered here today
turning on the lights is not an option
the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*
Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active
there used to be peace in this world. a sacred balance
bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed
the summoning has begun
it’s funny how much you hate him
I’m not doing anything…
Tis the season!
I suppose I should go be social…
Everytime as a child
Join the conversation
The cutest birthday party
HURR DURR DURR I’M A DOG
I can explain…
It’s been a rough day of jumping in boxes.
Excuse me, professor…
Harry speaks python