Me on a first date.

realistic relationship goals

catch me if you can, snail. the race is on!

officially a first row greg

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

the turtle sandwich bit back

do you take off all your clothes to go to the bathroom?

a very different star wars movie

we all know why we have gathered here today

turning on the lights is not an option

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active

there used to be peace in this world. a sacred balance

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

the summoning has begun

it’s funny how much you hate him