Practice with Pez!
You have no right to call yourself a father.
540 cans of beer in the boot… 540 cans of beer…
Geology jokes rock…
I want to beliebe.
Cows can be good boys too.
Calculator sexting taught me this trick.
Crazy how nature do that.
a ir plan e safety i s Boeing’s #1 p riority
The problem with turtles…
I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.
MRI cross sections of leg muscles show the consequences of various lifestyle choices.
35 shades of rabbit.
Deputy Gage is about finished with his report…
Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…
How to hate.
Arrives hot or your pizza is free!
I dare you to hit snooze.
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
Cool story bro.
Trying to pick my favorite republican candidate…
A world without guns.