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That would be an interesting timeline…

That would be an interesting timeline...
JK Rowling pwns Stephanie Meyer.
JK Rowling pwns Stephanie Meyer.
How to tell if your cat wants to kill you.
How to tell if your cat wants to kill you.
I’m the cutest sniper.
I’m the cutest sniper.
Just some owls doing owl things.
Just some owls doing owl things.
Moments captured in photography.
Moments captured in photography.
Internet Contrarian
Internet Contrarian
Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener
Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener
Will it blend?
Will it blend?
Eyes and Nebulas.
Eyes and Nebulas.
Oh, ok tiny robot!
Oh, ok tiny robot!
I wish it were this easy…
I wish it were this easy…
Words to live by.
Words to live by.
This is why the internet exists…
This is why the internet exists…
Hillier Lake, Western Australia
Hillier Lake, Western Australia
Fact.
Fact.
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
Sounds+like+a+relatively+good+time%26%238230%3B
Sounds like a relatively good time…
Apprehend+her+by+the+pussy.
Apprehend her by the pussy.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+rhetoric+2020.
Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.
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I+would+listen+to+the+Billy+Buscemi+crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
I+think+your+dad+is+just+worried+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+take+care+of+yourself%2C+either+way.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
Love+yourself%2C+if+you%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.
Keanu+cosplay+is+getting+way+out+of+hand.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Waking+a+cat+is+equal+to+30+years+of+mediocre+karma.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
This+beat+gonna+ruin+my+morning.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.
Listen+lowercase+mike%2C+you+seem+like+a+nice+guy+and+all%26%238230%3B
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
I+would+eat+this+sopa.
I would eat this sopa.