When your wife is actually garbage.

When your wife is actually garbage.

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he’d rather keep swimming then play shuffleboard on the top deck

he’d rather keep swimming then play shuffleboard on the top deck

this is a good point

this is a good point

this has to be fake

this has to be fake

but where can I find actual quicksand?

but where can I find actual quicksand?

this stat hurts just thinking about it

this stat hurts just thinking about it

and then he gets punched for calling you that

and then he gets punched for calling you that

living legend

we finally know where tomato soup comes from

we finally know where tomato soup comes from

magic

good thing he’s not an italian plumber, then

good thing he’s not an italian plumber, then

how to go from fun to terrifying in one second

how to go from fun to terrifying in one second

clever katie

thanks steve, i needed to hear that

thanks steve, i needed to hear that

some things we need to keep on the inside

some things we need to keep on the inside