Can’t limit what you don’t have…
they were on the list!
*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*
not looking forward to 2038
*looks at clock with contempt*
Brian wants to be more than friends
They really slashed their prices
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
The tiger won
midnight snacks are important
I’d make the same decision
First player from Atlantis to pitch in the majors
Never ask a cat its weight
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.
Parenting in public vs. at home.
Why is English so much fun?
The analysis of a sneeze vs a toot.
Join the conversation
My kitty is trying to help.
You don’t always need a consensus to move forward with your innovations.
The diversity of Fox news anchors.
500 freedoms per second!
Morning coffee pricing
Abandoned dog with head stuck in a jar is rescued
You know that little devil on your shoulder?