This whole breastfeeding in public thing is getting out of control
Dry cleaners on Roncesvalles in Toronto are sorry they couln’t help more…
Trains have birthdays, as well.
Bidet’s are all business.
Be good to others when you are blessed.
Yeah but think of all the priorities…
Wait a Mainet…
If it’s not very large, I send it back.
Restroom Signs at Area 51
Elmo will enjoy you all.
The future is scary, etc.
This does not Shrek joy…
Get mac’ed on.
Well… that kind of worked out.
When I dance, you dance, we dance.
When someone calls ‘shotgun.’
How smart is your right foot?
When a girl asks me out…
Scumbag ice dispenser.
Join the conversation
David Tennant on McDonalds and Burger King.
I just wanted to be handsome.
Lil Wayne… stop!
There are two kinds of people in the world.
Suck the solar system.
How I felt job hunting this year…
How I sit when I start using the computer.