mirror fearer

marry her

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

there’s a lot going on in this customer request

there’s a lot going on in this customer request

blasts nickelback, gets kicked off the beach

blasts nickelback, gets kicked off the beach

the final frontier

the final frontier

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

immortal scam artist finally caught

immortal scam artist finally caught

a plasma tv with free hbo

a plasma tv with free hbo

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

reading is magic

reading is magic